THE 'RETRO' MADNESS SHOP
The World's Largest Selection of Deleted Madness Items . . .

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The rarest official Madness Pump Clip sign of all time. 100% Mint condition, has never been used, not a single blemish on its polished hard plastic transparent lense.

The official Madness themed "Mr Apples" cider was only served at a handful of Madness gigs. Production of all Madness beers and ciders ended in 2019, only a tiny handful of these signs would have been made, there will not be any more, this item is already a highly treasured Madness collectors' item, and looks set to follow other obscure and valuable Madness collectables, like the Sun & Rain pakamac, Driving in My Car bike horn and Ghost Train picture disc. Another recently sold at auction on Ebay for £79+£2.30 postage.

Designed for an illuminated electric pub / bar hand pump to allow light to shine through it. You may want to display it similarly illuminated in your man / woman cave! Diameter is 8cm.

[Our Ebay price is £75 - we have a selection of high resolution photographs of it there so check them out, but buy it here and save yourself a tenner!]

2CD 'Greatest Show on Earth' box set comprising the full album on Disc 1 and 14 additional alternative versions and demo versions on Disc 2, not available anywhere else. Box also includes special "Greatest show on Earth" game. Near mint condition.

[Ebay price £59.99]

PRICE REDUCED FROM £29.99

A Suggs and Carl creation for the Zarjazz label. Very sought after item by Madness and 2000AD collectors alike. Over 30 years old yet still in mint condition, vinyl is slightly curved but you won't find one that isn't, they've been like this since they were made. Image shows front and back of the disc (there is only 1 disc). The vinyl on many of these has discoloured to a brown colour, this one is still completely clear, maybe a good time to replace your own one at this bargain price.

[Ebay price £18.50]

Madness themed Honda City model car kit. Over 35 years old yet incredibly still in near perfect condition, totally unused still held in its original box which is also still in excellent condition.

Extremely rare item, there cannot be many of these left in existance and certainly not still unused in perfect condition like this one.

Includes Japanese 'In the City' 7" single...we can reduce the price to £48.99 if you don't need the single...buy it at £58.99 but then contact us and we will refund £10 back to you.

[Ebay price £59.99]

7" black vinyl pressing of the Madness versions of Hall of the Mountain King (Grieg) and Vietnam (Jimmy Cliff). This is most probably an unofficial pressing. Excellent condition.

[Ebay price £27.50]

'Let Them East Vinyl' reissue from 2013. Limited Edition Yellow Vinyl (only 1,000 made) with gatefold sleeve. Mint condition, still sealed. The opened one in the picture is our own copy.

[Ebay price £24.99]

Set of 2 promotional CD singles in mint condition.

[Ebay price £14.99]

Promotional Lovestruck pop-up Punch n Judy theatre in mint condition together with three press release sheets. Produced in 2016 to be sold with the Lovestruck 7". Only 1,000 of the 7" single were made and only 1,250 of these Punch n Judy theatres.

[Ebay price £9.99]

Rare 7" juke box edition from 1999, includes press release sheet. Lovestruck was never commercially released on vinyl in 1999 so this make this item particularly sought after. Record has usual marks you would expect to see on a juke box pressing but nothing too serious.

[Ebay price £22.50]

PRICE REDUCED FROM £19.99

Mint condition - still sealed - image shows what the pack looks like once opened. CDs come in DVD sized fold out sleeve with booklet. Includes an incredible 7 additional classic Madness tracks not available anywhere else, on any release, on any format:

• Hunchback of Torriano
• Fish & Chips
• Seven Dials
• Let's Go
• One Fine Day
• The Kiss
• Mission from Hell

[Ebay price £13.99]

 

PRICE REDUCED FROM £8.99

Fits most adult feet sizes. £4.50 per pair of socks (or as Chrissy Boy might say; buy one sock and get the other sock free!)

Mint condition - still sealed in original cellophane pouch.

Please make sure your total order is for £10+ of items otherwise you will need to add £2.50 p&p via the button at the top of this page.

[Ebay price £5.99]

Mint condition - still sealed...cheapest price on the internet!

[Ebay price £49.99]

PRICE REDUCED FROM £12.99

Keep warm this winter with this knitted style official Madness scarf from their 2010 UK Tour.

Mint condition, still sealed in original cellophane pack - never been used.

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[Ebay price £7.50]

PRICE REDUCED FROM £29.99

Mint condition, never been played, sleeve and vinyl still brand new. The image shows the back and front of the main picture sleeve (it's not a gatefold sleeve).

[Ebay price £24.99]

Very sought after item as I'm Only Sleeping was never commercially released as a 7" single. Record has usual marks you would expect to see on a juke box pressing but nothing too serious

[Ebay price £19.99]

PRICE REDUCED FROM £24.99 FOR LIMITED PERIOD

Very limited availability for this release and was deleted after being on sale for only a very few months. Excellent condition.

[Ebay price £19.99]

PRICE REDUCED FROM £14.99

Mint condition - never been played. CD includes 9 early demo recordings of Madness tracks from the album as well as 11 tracks from the album they recorded live in 2008 at the Hackney Empire.

Please make sure your total order is for £10+ of items otherwise you will need to add £2.50 p&p via the button at the top of this page.

[Ebay price £5.99]

Very sought after item as Cecilia was never commercially released as a 7" single. Record has usual marks you would expect to see on a juke box pressing but nothing too serious.

[Ebay price £19.99]

Mint condition, still sealed. Special Official 30th Anniversary of Madness pressing from 2009. Artwork for the inner sleeves and gatefold comprises memorabilia from 1980 and was designed by Retro-Madness!

Limited Edition collectors item - only 1000 ever made.

[Ebay price £39.99]

Official Madness lanyard from 2009 in mint condition. Ideal if you have to wear a security / ID pass to work - or merely if you need someone to carry your keys. Play the sax... then how about this as a Madness neck strap!

Please make sure your total order is for £10+ of items otherwise you will need to add £2.50 p&p via the button at the top of this page.

[Ebay price £3.50]

PRICE REDUCED FROM £8.99

Factory folded. Mint condition. Factory folded (you will never find an unfolded one). Will be posted in a stiffened envelope. 

Please make sure your total order is for £10+ of items otherwise you will need to add £2.50 p&p via the button at the top of this page.

[Ebay price £3.50]

Mint condition.

[Ebay price £15.99]

PRICE REDUCED FROM £14.99 FOR LIMITED PERIOD

Released in 2005 but surprisingly few copies sold prior to it being deleted. As the rights to the tracks on Divine are now owned by different record companies it is very unlikely that this definitive singles collection will ever be reissued. The high quality DVD contains fascinating commentary from the band not available on any other Madness DVD. Includes the videos for Yesterday's Men, Uncle Sam, Sweetest Girl, Waiting for the Ghost Train, I Pronounce You, Johnny the Horse and Drip Fed Fed, NOT available on any other DVD. Excellent condition.

Please make sure your total order is for £10+ of items otherwise you will need to add £2.50 p&p via the button at the top of this page.

[Ebay price £8.50]

Brand New - Still Sealed - Includes artwork designed by Retro-Madness! Special 30th Anniversary of Madness pressing from 2009.

Limited Edition collectors item - only 1000 ever made.

[Ebay price £29.99]

Buy 2 pairs of cufflinks and get 3 ways to wear them ...You can wear a black pair, a white pair or a black and white pair! Mint condition.

[Ebay price £24.99]

 [Ebay price £9.99]

Excellent condition. A fantastic original and official promo poster from 1982 for Complete Madness. Poster looks far better in real life than the picture shown. The artwork has recently returned to its rightful place as the centre labels of the 2009 reissue of Complete on CD, this is the first time the famous 'puppets artwork' has appeared since it was used on the centre labels of the original vinyl LP in 1982.

Poster will be sent folded but if you would prefer to receive this poster flat see our Posters page where we are selling them unfolded and rolled in a poster tube at a slightly higher price.

Please make sure your total order is for £10+ of items otherwise you will need to add £2.50 p&p via the button at the top of this page.

[Ebay price £4.50]

A pair of official lobby cards (postcard size) from the preview of Lee's One Man's Madness film plus a flyer for the screening of the film at London's 100 Club in March 2018. Excellent condition.

Please make sure your total order is for £10+ of items otherwise you will need to add £2.50 p&p via the button at the top of this page.

[Ebay price £5.99]

Near mint condition...intro done by Chas in Spanish! Never been played. A couple of creases in one corner of the sleeve (not bad after 38 years!)

[Ebay price £11.99]

Excellent unused condition. Image shows the back and front of each beer mat, only one of each beermat is for sale.

Please make sure your total order is for £10+ of items otherwise you will need to add £2.50 p&p via the button at the top of this page.

[Ebay price £3.99]

'Laurel Wreath' design Fez hat from 2014. Excellent unused condition.

[Ebay price £12.99]

Recommended retail price was £14.99 when sold in the shops but was deleted from production about 6 years ago. Great condition.

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[Ebay price £4.99]

PRICE REDUCED FROM £17.50

Mint condition.

[Ebay price £14.99]

 

PRICE REDUCED FROM £15

One of the rarest tour programmes as the high price it sold for on the tour (£15) meant that very few were sold. Includes double page spread of all 30 years of Madness Tour Programmes, 30 years of back stage VIP passes and 30 years of tour adverts and flyers, all provided and designed by Chris & Emma of Retro-Madness! Mint condition.

Please make sure your total order is for £10+ of items otherwise you will need to add £2.50 p&p via the button at the top of this page.

[Ebay price £4.99]

6 badges made for promotional purposes for the release of Tomorrow's Just Another Day. Please note, the Chrissy Boy badges is missing.

Please make sure your total order is for £10+ of items otherwise you will need to add £2.50 p&p via the button at the top of this page.

[Ebay price £4.99]

Mint condition.

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Long since deleted album and the only Madness album that you cannot buy in any high street shop or online retailer. There are currently no plans for it to be reissued. Contains 4 additional tracks not available on the vinyl and cassette versions. Great condition.

[Ebay price £34.99]

Perhaps the two most famous Madness enamel badges of all time. 28 years old yet still in excellent condition. Red badge has discoloured slightly, discolouration not shown in image (image is merely stock image). Original and official Madness badges from the early 1980s, both embossed on the back with original Dial-a-Style logo.

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[Ebay price £7.50]

PRICE REDUCED FROM £10

Mint condition. Unique style of programme comprises laminated cards worn around your neck with a special Madness lanyard neck strap. Gives the appearance of being a VIP pass. The few that have appeared on Ebay since July 2009 have sold for up to £30 each!

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[Ebay price £4.99]

Bargain price set of souvenirs from the West End show. All unused.

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[Ebay price £3.50]

Mint condition.

[Ebay price £13.99]

 

PRICE REDUCED FROM £10

Very rare fold out programme / poster from their three Hackney Empire shows where the Liberty of Norton Folgate album was performed live for the first ever time. Mint condition.

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[Ebay price £3.50]

PRICE REDUCED FROM £4.99.

Excellent condition with just a couple of light marks.

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[Ebay price £5.99]

Set of 5x Madness related beer mats, all unused in mint condition as follows:

1. Official beer mat to promote the original 2002/2003 London West End production of "Our House the Musical".

2. Lovestruck beer mat produced by the online fanzine 'MIS Online' for the Madness House of Fun weekend at Minehead 2015.

3. Beer mat for 'Growler Brewery' this was the brewery that launched the first official Madness beer 'Gladness' ...the brewery no longer exists. Please note this beer mat does not mention Madness.

4. Official beer mat for the Madness Absolutely beer.

5. Official promotional beer mat for the launch of Madness's 9th studio album Oui Oui Si Si Ja Ja Da Da.

Please make sure your total order is for £10+ of items otherwise you will need to add £2.50 p&p via the button at the top of this page.

[Now sold. No longer available.]

Mint condition.

Please note these badges aren't 1979 originals, if they were they would sell for around £50 or more.

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[Ebay price £5.99]

30 years old yet still in excellent condition.

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[Ebay price £5.99]

PRICE REDUCED FROM £35

This is the original version of the show before it was re-edited and shortened for the UK tour and for release to amateur theatre companies. Excellent condition.

[Ebay price £19.99]

Mint condition.

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[Ebay price £9.99]

PRICE REDUCED FROM £15

36 page colour programme from the 2010 UK Tour. Full of written content from band and fans together with new photos of the band. Price on the tour was £15 for the programme, our price of £5.99 includes UK postage. Mint Condition.

Please make sure your total order is for £10+ of items otherwise you will need to add £2.50 p&p via the button at the top of this page.

[Ebay price £4.99]

PRICE REDUCED FROM £39.99

Excellent condition.

Note difference to Holland version - CDs have printed centres and has different barcode on the back of the box. Box barcode is 5012981700829.

[Ebay price £29.99]

Official Tour Badges - Mint condition.

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[Ebay price £6.99]

Official Tour Badges - Mint condition.

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[Ebay price £9.99]

PRICE REDUCED FROM £5

Official MIS Fan Club Member's poster. Factory folded (you will never find an unfolded one). Will be posted in a stiffened A4 envelope. Near Mint condition.

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[Ebay price £3.99]

Excellent condition.

Poster will be sent folded but if you would prefer to receive this poster flat see our Posters page where we are selling them unfolded and rolled in a poster tube at a slightly higher price. Due to its size this poster cannot be sent rolled outside the UK.

Please make sure your total order is for £10+ of items otherwise you will need to add £2.50 p&p via the button at the top of this page.

[Ebay price £5.99]

Mint condition.

[Ebay price £12.99]

30 years old yet still in excellent condition.

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[Ebay price £11.99]

Mint condition, posters will be sent folded. Each are sized 60cm x 42 cm (16.5" x 23.5").

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[Ebay price £4.50]

 

Comprising all 12 of the following items, all in mint condition:

1. Navy T Shirt (Size - Medium)
2. Red Shirt T Shirt (Size - Large)
3. Dirty Shirt T Shirt (Size - Small)
4. Navy Polo Shirt (Size - Small)
5. Red Polo Shirt (Female Size - Small)
6. Red China Mug
7. Enamel Keyring
8. Enamel Badge
9. Rubber Keyring
10. Patch
11. 4x Different Flyers
12. Our House Carrier Bag

[Ebay price £29.99]

PRICE REDUCED FROM £3

Genuine original. Mint condition.

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[Ebay price £3.50]

Excellent condition.

Please make sure your total order is for £10+ of items otherwise you will need to add £2.50 p&p via the button at the top of this page.

[Ebay price £3.50]

30 years old yet still in excellent condition.

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[Ebay price £9.50]

Original large size concert poster from Belgium from 23rd January 1980. Identical to the poster that is currently the centre piece of the Madness display at the Victoria & Albert Museum, London. Our tiny picture does not do justice to it. If you want to know what it is going to look life once framed but to the V&A exhibition. Nearly 40 years old yet still in perfect condition. A perfect Madness treasure to frame for your front room and a great investment for the future too. A poster shop in Brighton has recently sold a couple of early framed Madness posters for £600 each and a Tour Tone Tour poster recently sold for £515 on Ebay ...check out our price, this has to be a good investment! Approx size: 72cm x 101cm / 28.5 inches x 40 inches.

Always be weary of the authenticity of posters advertised as original, especially when still in perfect condition like this one. Occasionally posters from their 22nd January 1980 concert in Belgium (the day before this one) still come up for sale ...the 22nd January posters were re-printed on mass in 1992, so whilst you will occasionally still see them advertised at up to £100 each, be aware that about 99% of these posters are merely reproductions from 1992 and only worth around £25. The original posters from that gig had additional printing in the black bar across the bottom of the poster, the reproduction edition just has a solid black bar. This one we are selling of their 23rd January concert is guaranteed 100% original from 1980, we have never seen a reproduction of this poster.

Poster will be sent rolled, properly insured, in a poster tube. Would make a great present to yourself and or a loved one, and unlike most presents will be one that will only go up and up in value. Please ask if you would like us to email you a high resolution image of this poster before you buy.

This poster is eligible for our "Buy 2 get 3rd Free" poster deal. Buy any 3 (or more) non-folded posters and we will refund you the price of the cheapest one.

[Ebay price £450.00]

Mint condition, set comprises these colours:

• Black
• White
• Blue
• Red

Less than £4.50 each.

[Ebay price £18.99]

Female pop stars launch perfumes...Madness launch beers!

Set of 2 Madness beer bottles - Lovestruck and Absolutely (Empty!) both with plain metal caps. Excellent condition.

For free UK postage please make sure your total order is for £10+ of items otherwise you will need to add £2.50 p&p via the button at the top of this page.

[Ebay price £8.50]

Excellent condition.

Please note these badges aren't 1980 originals, if they were they would sell for around £36 or more.

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[Ebay price £4.99]